Questionnaire...

Questions by Hanko

If a genie granted you 3 wishes what would it be?

     1)      Take me to a tour throughout the universe

     2)      Fill my mind with knowledge

     3)      Grant me the ideal chick

   

Would you marry someone who's much richer or poorer than you?

Obviously, if I am rich enough than I don’t mind about the wealth of the bride…
but if I am poor than I will mind about the wealth in every way… =)

What was the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

Fell in love…

Are there any causes you strongly believe?

Yeah, many… anti drug is my title, I avoid taking medicines too

Do you have a role model- someone you want to emulate? Whom do you admire the most?

Yasser Arafat is one of my role models…
I don’t emulate anyone; I’m unique in my ways…                            
 I admire the Prophet and his allies…

Are you a morning person or night person?

I’m a midnight person =)

Are there any fears that you have and would like to get over?

Change… I hard it find to adjust myself to the new changes of life

If you could hold on to one thing, what would it be?

My principals…

What sound do you love?

The sound of flute…

What songs are included on the soundtrack to your life?

     1)      Heal the World – Michael Joseph Jackson

     2)      Buffalo Soldier – Robert Nesta Marley

     3)      Stir It Up – Robert Nesta Marley

     4)      Eye of the Tiger – Survivor

     5)      Here Without You – 3 Doors Down

     6)      Hotel California – Eagles

     7)      Wind of Change – Scorpions

     8)      Aicha – Outlandish

     9)      Sweet Child O Mine – Guns and Roses

    10)   Desert Rose – Sting

    11)   Jai Ho – Allah Rakka Rahman

And it goes weirdly long; I’ve got a list of 100 favorite songs hehe…

What was the last movie, TV show or book that made you cry or tear up?

The one that Aamir Khan is hosting on Star Networks…

Questions by Haiko

How would you define ultimate happiness?

The source of ultimate happiness is based on a combination of various outcomes... it can be good relations, good health and wealth etc… for me ultimate happiness would be resting in peace... that’s enough =)

Do you think the notion of 'ultimate happiness' is existent?

Yeah to some extent it is...

Who is the most important person in your life and why?

My great legendary grand paa... why? He has emotionally and financially supported me till date,         
His word is a command and Insha Allah I’ll fulfill his word…

If you could wish for any one thing that can be applied to your life in this world, what would it be?

Good deeds, it’s something you got to earn it in this life; you won’t be able to gain it on the day of resurrection… 

What is the first thing that usually comes to mind when you first wake up?

Honestly it’s the Time and than a Smoke keke...

If you had to change anything about your appearance, would you choose to change anything?

Yeah I want a strong hair like Bob… and a beard like Osama

What verse from the Qur'an is your favourite at this point in your life?

"Igrau Bismi Rabbikallazi Halaq"

Questions by Hathu

When you first met me what did you think of me??

When was the first time I met you?? I think for the first time I met you in your house,
your hair caught my eyes...

What are you most proud of??

You will get the answer when you read my Autobiography… you have to wait till it publishes, it might take decades hehe…

What’s best in hathu??

Height and weight

Have you ever been jealous of a close friend??

Yup, once a close friend stole my chick by the influence of his strong beard...
Sad there was not a single hair beneath my cheek =(

What’s bad in you??

I’m a heavy smoker... will die soon =)

What are you excited at the moment??

Nothing at all, I’m just bemused

The person you love most??

Mom, though I hate her attitude...

Do you believe in Allah, than why you don't like attending prayers??

 Any doubt?? I have faith in Allah...

Noon and Asr payer is not so interesting because the imam does not recite Quran loudly, I think it might have been a ritual of olden days, when there was Pegan Arabs roaming out in Arabia... Anyways at times I do attend Noon and Asr prayers too, Maqrib, Ishaa and Fajr prayers are my favorite ones...

You will be surprised to know that there was a time when I use to go far away mosques, so the people in there won’t know me and ill satisfy myself by saying yeah I’m not showing off...

Good; people never knew about my deeds hehe...

Do you think you are smart to let hathu ask silly questions??

I’m smart enough to tackle your questions truthfully

Questions by Toby

What do you think of double side tape people?

Lol... you're asking about double side fur people hehe...

 After meeting those kinda wicked people now i believe, yeah!

Really there are people like the rapists we use to see in old Hindi movies pak pak pakaaazzZ

 Who are your loyal friends?

Well...

Mohamed Saeed - Mode

Ahmed Ashfaq - Andhu

Hassan Jinan - Jerry

Ahmed Mujthaba - King

Abdulrahman Adam - Bakuru

Zaid Abdulraheem - Deeds

Farish Abdulrahman - Ef

Mohamed Iyash - Toby
Yaseen Mohamed - Yaa

Why are you so picky with girls?

I try to get the best out of what god have bestowed upon us,

An eye, lips, hips, nips, curves and even the foot; I’m very keen in choosing the best. The perfect ones are called Mermaids and they’re very rare, I love them in anything or in nothing. The main two figures are called the Box curve and the Vass curve; they’re available in all sizes and in multiple colours…

Bipasha Basu is a Box Curve while Eva Mendes is a Vass Curve…

Bar Rafaeli is a Mermaid… Dr. Ebrehemo Farah’ Al Saud is a Merman =P

I don’t follow every girl out there, if a girl caught my eyes than there's no doubt, she is a Mermaid...

What do you think of me? :P

First of all, Huge =) I like your name "iyash" and you snap good shots… will work together someday =)

 What is your daily routine now that you are in lanka?

Wake, smoke... go to toilet clean the toilet and wipe, and then broom, mop and wipe all the house and at last take a shower and move my ass to bus...

Do you miss your bike and what’s gonna happen to it now?

I miss the speed in it, I miss the gears so freaking bad…

What’s gonna happen to it? Well, god knows… anyhow I wish the best for it

 What are your life goals at the moment?

A Masters Degree... way to go Insha Allah

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates =)

Do you see yourself in Maldivian politics?

Sure... and then it’s time to play the game...

If you were to say something to all your friends now, what would it be?

Miss the Puss...

Keep in touch,, Cya if alive…

Questions by some people who don’t wanna mention their names.

What’s so special about Arabian girls?

They’re huge and white, they got pink nips and lips… they got killing eyes and black hair, probably they are the most precious gem in the world; especially the ones found in Iran. Their stamina is  equivalent to a horse; there is no easy sex with them…

How about Brazilian asses?

Not bad, damn good =)

Would you go to a massage parlor to satisfy your sexual desires?

Never ever… 

Books or boobs?

Both =) wont sacrifice either

Why did you choose Hotel School?

It was not something in my mind until my aunt came up to me with the offer… at that time I was expelled from school and was roaming around so thought to give a try. I wasn’t interested in any field, the only thing in my mind was money and the best way to get money was business or corruption. Hotel School can lead me to a wondrous status in Business so I chose Hospitality.

Boxers or Sunglasses?

Sunglasses =) wise decision…

Tell me some more about your ideal wife?

She does not exist =)

Name ten of the most trusted products?

      1)      Ray-Ban

      2)      Diesel

      3)      Levis

      4)      Marlboro

      5)      Harley Davidson

      6)      Sony

      7)      Microsoft

      8)      Bose

      9)      Apple

    10)   Addidas

Will you fill air in condoms and give it away on your Birthday?

Sure… in fact on the very next birthday. It will create awareness…

Wrestling is fake; then why are you such a huge fan of the Undertaker?

It wasn’t fake back in nineteenth century; nineteenth century wrestling was based on real bloody fights. Mark William Callaway, the finest competitor in the history of world wrestling, was a man who rose during those days; in the mid of great heroes like Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart and the Hulk Hogan.

How about four wives?

Wow… it will be awesome if I could find four wives in four colours =)

Are you a virgin, big boy?

Hell yeah… I’m precious and rare =P virgins are in high demand =P

What’s your favorite sex position?

Tie a rope to the mid body of the girl and then hang her upside down to the fan; level her by letting her head slightly touch the floor. Spread her legs horizontal; from her front aim and fire, then close her leg and lock in a scissor. Wisely from her left take your right arm to her back and hold her weight by holding her thie in a strong grip; for comfort, place your left hand on the left side of her buttocks. Don’t give her any pain in the mid body by pulling her up and towards you. and then enjoy the ride… be calm and gentle in the process =)    That’s my favourite position =P

Last movie you saw in a theatre?

Hmmm… “The Island President”

The first Hollywood film based on a Maldivian and the finest direction ever shot in the tiny archipelago.

What’s so special about Aamir Khan?

Hehe… he is one of the finest method actors in word cinema with a world record of the most blockbusters. His Movie “Taare Zameen Par” was declared to be the finest movie of 2007. Multiple time Oscar nominated; there is no words to honor this Actor, Director, Singer, Writer and Producer, Aamir Khan.

Name five of your favorite cities?

      1)      Abu Dhabi

      2)      Istanbul

      3)      Sydney

      4)      Las Vegas

      5)      Cape Town

      6)      Rio De Jenerio

      7)      Beirut

      8)      Oakland

      9)      New York

     10)   Mecca

Preferred Magazine?

Keke… what if I say “Playboy”

Tell me the game you’re so fond of?

Pool Billiards =)

Name a smell that reminds of good memories?

Smell of dust, smell of burning tyres and there are many to name

In your fine opinion who is the most beautiful women in the world?

Aishwarya Rai, Eva Mendes, Shakira, Bar Rafaeli and they are many to name… can’t judge one

What’s gonna be the future kid’s name?

If a boy, Owais Farah’ or Irreel Farah’, “Owais” means “companion of the prophet” in Arabic. “Irreel” means “brave” in Arabic.

If a girl, Tara Farah’ or Aara Farah’, “Tara” means “Star” in Hindi, Urdu and Arabic. “Aara” means “Virgin” in Arabic.

Do you have any pets? Are they allowed inside your bedroom?

Wild cats… I would love to have a tiger; Siberian Tiger =) Of course, at times they sleep on my bed with me.  I hate the people who cage innocent animals, you got to leave it free if you wanna have them in your home if not than leave them in their environment…

Drink?

Coca Cola, the best there is =)

What are you planning to do on your spare times?

Join Guitar Classes